puggle: deceptively sticky patches of mud and goo left behind after rainwater evaporates out of muddle puddles. I lost one of my shoes in a puggle when I walked across a field after last week's rain storm.
puggle: a hardened, crust-like shell found in the corner of the human eye after mucus dries. The short, curly haired, girl was ready to go to school after the roommate cleaned the puggle out of her eye.
puggle: the act of sneaking snack foods into an area that restricts food or drink. The taller pretty girl and the short kid with glasses frequently puggle their popcorn into the living room to watch movies.
puggle: a parasitic insect that thrives in cool, damp, environments. The exterminator told us that the puggles in the basement would no longer be a problem after he fumigated.
puggle: a small, beagle, pug, canine, hybrid that typically invade otherwise stable home environments; bringing with them constant yapping, razor sharp teeth, and incontinent issues that only a urologist and plumber can address. The puggle barked in my ear while I tried to eat my breakfast. Upon trying to discipline the puggle, it bit my arm and urinated on the carpet beneath my ceral bowl.
Just when this household couldn't get more annoying . . .
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