I just can't seem to shake this urinary tract infection. It really has got me down. I feel terrible all of the time. I spent most of the morning, in fact, napping in the kitchen with that confounded puggle pestering me non-stop. It would yip in my ear and then nip at my face and hands. I felt too bad to move away or even to try to stop him. Believe it or not, the short curly haired girl finally came to my rescue and grabbed the little puggle. I would have thanked her, but she was too busy trying to stuff him into her purse.
As the morning wore on, I eventually made my way into the den to nap on the couch. It was here that I witnessed the most bizarre thing! Rather than tell you outright what I saw, I think I will riddle you instead.
What is this? "Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, flutter, BANG!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, flutter, BANG!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, flutter, BANG!!"
Give up?
It was the retarded blue jay on my balcony today who spent the better part of an hour hopping up and down the balcony rail and then flying full speed into the window of my den.
Stupid bird.
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