Today was Wednesday. That means that I was alone for the majority of the day. Wednesday is a big day for the family - work, school, and then church. I don't go to church. I get enough God by myself on my daily nature walks. But I digress . . .

On days like today, my mind wanders to random things. My solitude sometimes encourages me to ponder the obscure things that life tosses my way. For instance:

1. Why does Gene Simmons have a reality show?
2. Hurricanes suck.
3. Kathie Lee Gifford is back on television. Really? Isn't that like Barney hosting Meet the Press on Sunday mornings?
4. I'll bet during all her hours on her T.V. show Julia Child never once said, "BAM!"
5 Why does the medical examiner on CSI Miami always talk to dead people as if they were still alive?
6. Speaking of CSI, how much money is paid to the surviving members of The Who these days?
7. Instead of claiming that they can find God in serene places, why don't people just admit that worship and church isn't too high on their personal list of priorities these days? Wimps!
8. Does the combination of pop rocks candy and cola really make your stomach explode?
9. What would the graphics for Grand Theft Auto look like if the game was made available for the Atari 2600?
10. Is there really a better video game than Pitfall?
11. How long does it take to peel a grape?
12. People will watch anything on T.V. Proof? Dancing With the Stars.
13. The commercials where the women's room sign hops off the door to talk to incontinent people about medicating themselves is really creepy. I'd rather wet my pants.
14. What is Barbara Walter's deal?
15. Just for kicks, I think it would be funny if Chipper Jones started to insist that his baseball cards used his Christian name - Larry.

Time for bed. I hope the "thwack, thwack" sound from the rubber hose beating that mop headed kid from American Idol doesn't keep me awake! (Heh-heh)!