Well, well, well! I heard from both of my grandmothers just the other day. Both of them admonished me for lashing out at the little curly headed girl that lives with me. Grandma Girlfriend sent me a picture of the curly headed girl and asked me how could I have such a bad attitude regarding the little brat. Apparently, her angelic appearance leads non-suspecting onlookers to believe that she is sweet and innocent. I'll bet that Mimi has never been trampled over while trying to take a nap. Nor has she ever had a hard plastic baby doll bounced off her head for no apparent reason.

As for Grandma Roommate, I truly am sorry that you miss the little curly haired girl. I appreciate your remorse, but have you ever been doused with a cup of cold tap water while you were taking a nap? While you were minding your own business, have you ever been ambushed by a two year old hell bent on pulling out all of your body hair? I think not.

She is gone, I'm okay with that, and now I bid you all adieu. Time for a toddler-free nap. No offense, grandmas? Love you both!

Grandmas 0 Me 1.

I am the winner.