Today was irritating to say the least. Everybody in the house was a little bit off kilter for some reason. I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but something was definitely in the air today.
The tall kid was acting like a punk, the tall pretty girl was tired and cranky after a sleep-over, the short curly haired girl (who's always annoying) was especially nerve grating, the baby was in a bad mood, my roommate's girlfriend was testy all day, because my roommate lost HIS temper this morning over something stupid. BUT the short kid with glasses literally cried all day long.
Tall kid teases short kid with glasses (skwg) while playing a video game - skwg cries. Tall pretty girl tells skwg that she wants to watch a different television show - skwg cries. Short curly haired girl, completely unprovoked, whacks skwg on the head with an inanimte object - skwg cries. (I'll give him that one, though. She's a demon)! Puggle from hell yanks him off his scooter - skwg cries. Roommate can't fix his bicycle tire - skwg cries. Skwg is offered a hotdog for supper when he really wanted a hamburger - skwg cries. The moons of Saturn were misalligned, Michelle Obama went sleeveless again, A-Rod took steroids, it doesn't snow in July, mop water tastes bad, Horatio Caine talks in short, choppy, sentences, the light over the master bathroom toilet burned out - THE SHORT KID WITH GLASSES cried.
Tomorrow has GOT to be better. I survived today by staying outside a lot. It is supposed to rain tomorrow. I don't like being wet.
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